Friendship SMS

Every life in this world was painted by GOD"s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life....He included one LOVElY FRIEND like "U


2 doston ka rishta,
Ankh or palak jesa hota hy,
agr palak kuch dair na jhapkay to Ankh ro dati hy
or agr Ankh mein kuch chala jay to palak tarap uthti hy


Ghazal ki zarurat mahefil me hoti hai....
Pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai...
Bina dost k adhuri hai zindagi kyun ki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai!!!!


"Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain


Doston ki daastaan jab koi sunata hai,
humain bhi koi dost yaad aata hai,
bhool jatain hain hum zindgi ke ghum ko,
jab unke saath guzra waqt yaad aata hai.


Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,
Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,
Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"Kehte Hy . . ;->


the lamp of friendship burns with the oil of love


Frndship isn"t abt"ITS UR FAULT
"it"s abt"I M SORY"
It isn"t abt"WHERE R U"
its abt"I M HERE 4 U"
it isn"t abt"HOW CUD U"
its abt"I UNDERSTAND"


A Philospher sys
"100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain,
But a Tru Frnd"s Silence can give 100 tears in Heart"..

Funny SMS (3)

ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.


English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we


In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent.
But a girl needs only 4% talent. R
emaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%with her.


Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid b cool
lekin, koi bole u r beautiful t
happar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay


Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.


Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amir hai to kani parti hai


Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)


ik pagal gusy main;

oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............

dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahahmain tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)

Funny Jokes(2)

Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother


It is a modern ramayan
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa


You are very special for me.
I am very worry about you.
But I can"t be always with you.
So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.


Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN


Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.


Do u want nokia n73
In Rs.999/only
With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com


Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

Funny SMS

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents


Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya

Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.
in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.
this shows nothing is impossibal.
now in 2009 City bank rejected loan 4 me.
but in 2020 i m planing 2.
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Apply 4 loan again.BE REALISTIC YAR.


Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho


Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $.
Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil.
Please donate.
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I have already donate five litrs.


Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

Chicken Ready,Yes BossOmlet Ready, Yes BossMutton Read No BossBakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))


Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.


on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan