ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.
English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we
In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent.
But a girl needs only 4% talent. R
emaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%with her.
Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid b cool
lekin, koi bole u r beautiful t
happar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amir hai to kani parti hai
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)
ik pagal gusy main;
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............
dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahahmain tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)
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