Mari dosti ka andaza na laga paoge,
khud ko bhool jaoge magar hum ko na bhool paoge,
Ek baar baar hum se juda ho karto dekho,
Qasam tumahri hamare bagair jena bhool jaoge
I dropped a tear in the ocean and when some one finds it i'll stop luvin u .
If kisses were water, i will give u sea,
If hugs were leaves, i will give u tree,
If u love a planet, i will give a galaxy,
If friendship is life, i will give u mine.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine
F.r.I.e.N.d.S
ArE tHe LiNk BeTwEeN oUrSeLvEs AnD tHe RoAd To HaPpInEsS ,
jOy , LoVe AnD sUcCeSs ,
WiThOuT tHeM wE aRe LoSt ... (-:
Word begin with ABC,number begins with 123,music begins with do,re,mi,and friendship begins with u and me!
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all
Frndship is not about whom u have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best....! It is about who came and never left.....
A FRNDSHP IS NT HW LONG U HV BEEN TOGTHR,NT HOW MUCH U GIVE N TAKE,NT HW MANY TIMES U TLK.IT"S ALL ABOUT HW U VALUE EACH OTHR.
Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time. It"s lovely to have u as one!
When u win, I will proudly tell the world ,"Hey! That "s my friend"But when you lose, I will set by you sit by your side and say,"Hey, I am your friend"
Friends should"nt b like the bird of lake, when lake gets dry, birds shifts another lake. true friends is like the flowers of lake, when lake gets dry, flowers dies at the spot.........
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna app ko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek bar aasman kitaraf dekhna,
Mere sms SITAROON par likhe nazar aayenge
Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time. It"s lovely to have u as one!
Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhayevo dost milte hai kam..
Jaise ke....U ME aur HUM...
Friendship & medicines: BOTH are good for our health.
when we are not well.
BUTT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAt.
Medicines have expiry date.
BUTT:Friendship have no expiry DaTe.
A daily A silent tear...
A Constant wish that u r near...
Words are few but thoughts r deep...
Memories of our friendship i"ll always keep!!
ARZ KIYA HAI Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki, na zarurat rakho faltu yaaron ki, bas ek dost mango mere jaisa, jo waat laga de saaron ki,
Eyes r parents, Heart is lover, Brain is teacher,
Brothers & Sisters r fingers,
but a loving Friend is Blood!
So always keep flowing regularly.
Doston ki daastaan jab koi sunata hai,
humain bhi koi dost yaad aata hai,
bhool jatain hain hum zindgi ke ghum ko,
jab unke saath guzra waqt yaad aata hai.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Friendship SMS
Every life in this world was painted by GOD"s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life....He included one LOVElY FRIEND like "U
2 doston ka rishta,
Ankh or palak jesa hota hy,
agr palak kuch dair na jhapkay to Ankh ro dati hy
or agr Ankh mein kuch chala jay to palak tarap uthti hy
Ghazal ki zarurat mahefil me hoti hai....
Pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai...
Bina dost k adhuri hai zindagi kyun ki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai!!!!
"Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
Doston ki daastaan jab koi sunata hai,
humain bhi koi dost yaad aata hai,
bhool jatain hain hum zindgi ke ghum ko,
jab unke saath guzra waqt yaad aata hai.
Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,
Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,
Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"Kehte Hy . . ;->
the lamp of friendship burns with the oil of love
Frndship isn"t abt"ITS UR FAULT
"it"s abt"I M SORY"
It isn"t abt"WHERE R U"
its abt"I M HERE 4 U"
it isn"t abt"HOW CUD U"
its abt"I UNDERSTAND"
A Philospher sys
"100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain,
But a Tru Frnd"s Silence can give 100 tears in Heart"..
2 doston ka rishta,
Ankh or palak jesa hota hy,
agr palak kuch dair na jhapkay to Ankh ro dati hy
or agr Ankh mein kuch chala jay to palak tarap uthti hy
Ghazal ki zarurat mahefil me hoti hai....
Pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai...
Bina dost k adhuri hai zindagi kyun ki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai!!!!
"Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
Doston ki daastaan jab koi sunata hai,
humain bhi koi dost yaad aata hai,
bhool jatain hain hum zindgi ke ghum ko,
jab unke saath guzra waqt yaad aata hai.
Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,
Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,
Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"Kehte Hy . . ;->
the lamp of friendship burns with the oil of love
Frndship isn"t abt"ITS UR FAULT
"it"s abt"I M SORY"
It isn"t abt"WHERE R U"
its abt"I M HERE 4 U"
it isn"t abt"HOW CUD U"
its abt"I UNDERSTAND"
A Philospher sys
"100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain,
But a Tru Frnd"s Silence can give 100 tears in Heart"..
Funny SMS (3)
ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.
English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we
In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent.
But a girl needs only 4% talent. R
emaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%with her.
Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid b cool
lekin, koi bole u r beautiful t
happar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amir hai to kani parti hai
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)
ik pagal gusy main;
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............
dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahahmain tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.
English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we
In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent.
But a girl needs only 4% talent. R
emaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%with her.
Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid b cool
lekin, koi bole u r beautiful t
happar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amir hai to kani parti hai
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)
ik pagal gusy main;
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............
dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahahmain tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)
Funny Jokes(2)
Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
It is a modern ramayan
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa
You are very special for me.
I am very worry about you.
But I can"t be always with you.
So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Do u want nokia n73
In Rs.999/only
With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com
Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
It is a modern ramayan
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa
You are very special for me.
I am very worry about you.
But I can"t be always with you.
So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Do u want nokia n73
In Rs.999/only
With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com
Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
Funny SMS
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.
in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.
this shows nothing is impossibal.
now in 2009 City bank rejected loan 4 me.
but in 2020 i m planing 2.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apply 4 loan again.BE REALISTIC YAR.
Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $.
Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil.
Please donate.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I have already donate five litrs.
Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
Chicken Ready,Yes BossOmlet Ready, Yes BossMutton Read No BossBakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))
Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.
on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.
in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.
this shows nothing is impossibal.
now in 2009 City bank rejected loan 4 me.
but in 2020 i m planing 2.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apply 4 loan again.BE REALISTIC YAR.
Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $.
Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil.
Please donate.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I have already donate five litrs.
Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
Chicken Ready,Yes BossOmlet Ready, Yes BossMutton Read No BossBakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))
Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.
on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan
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